Funny Thoughts...

1. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car is not called a racist??

2. Why is the man who ivests all your money called a Broker?

3. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would the call it Fed Up?

4. What if your in hell, and your mad at someone, where do you tell them to go??

5. How can sweet and sour sauce be sweet, and sour at the same time?

Take some time and think about it. Maybe stop and smell the roses. Life is crazy sometimes.